A List

1. You love babies.
2. You can read out loud and make it exciting.
3. You've got a good relationship with your parents (which usually makes good parents).
4. You can be silly.
5. You can be strict.
6. You give good hugs.
7. You're reassuring.
8. You're actually looking forward to parenting.
9. (As you said in that blog post) All you want to do is make them happy.
10. You're crafty (which I always think is good in a parent).
11. You're responsible.
12. You've got some deep thoughts in your head (which you know will lead to "moral lessons" reminiscent of Full House).
13. You're stubborn as hell (I can just see it: "I WILL get you your ice cream even if we have to go to another frickin' state to find it.")
14. You're a good person (deep, deep, deep down. Just kidding.)
15. Your kids will have the coolest music of any kid at their school (which will likely be pumped into their brains in the womb).
16. Your kids will have the coolest clothing of any kid at their school ('cause of your kickass seamstressness).

In Addition:
17. You have the brains to realize those baby leash things are NOT a good idea.