I Buy My Ketchup Online

We went out to eat one evening
You found out something weird about me
The food came and to your surprise
I pulled ketchup out of my purse
And poured it on my fries

But really can you blame me?
At my grocery store the sauces were tainted
I buy my ketchup on the internet
I buy my ketchup online
I bring my own to restaurants
I pay to much on shipping costs
I buy my ketchup on the internet
I buy my ketchup online

I've been doing this for years
Before I hid it so I didn't look weird
Now I've decided that I just don't care
I go into a diner and just let them
Let them stare!

But really can you blame me?
At my grocery store the sauces were tainted
I buy my ketchup on the internet
I buy my ketchup online
I bring my own to restaurants
I pay to much on shipping costs
I buy my ketchup on the internet
I buy my ketchup online

Yeah I know it's odd
But I prefer the taste of mail order ketchup
To other brands

But really can you blame me?
At my grocery store the sauces were tainted
I buy my ketchup on the internet
I buy my ketchup online
I bring my own to restaurants
I pay to much on shipping costs
I buy my ketchup on the internet
I buy my ketchup online