The Second Annual Interview with...MYSELF!

Welcome, one and all, to the second annual interview with a deeply uninteresting person: Me! Alright, so for this interview, my interviewer is a tall, incredibly good looking guy who just can't seem to stop flirting with me as he interviews.

Good looking interviewer: Hey there ;)
Me: Hey...can we get to the questions?

GLI: Yeah, sorry, I got a bit distracted...ok, first, the obligatory question: How many songs are on your iPod NOW?
Me: Hmm...I'm not sure. Hold on, let me go look. That number would be 867 songs.

GLI: Wow! That's quite a jump from last year!
Me: Yeah, well, I've gotten a lot of music since then.

GLI: You sure have! Ok, now on to the good questions. I have to warn you, these will be quite random.
Me: Good looking interviewer, I'm totally ok with random.

GLI: You think I'm good looking?
Me: Is that an official question?

GLI: Oh...uh, no. First question! Which member of the Brady family are you?
Me: Jan. She was the smart one, who no one ever paid any attention to because of frickin' Marcia Marcia Marcia.

GLI: Yeah...Jan was always my favorite. Next question: Who is your favorite fictional character?
Me: Oh, that's a horrible question, I have so many of them! Here's a few...young Ender Wiggen (he needs a hug), Rory Gilmore, Miss Marple, Marshall Erikson, Marshall Flinkman, Will from Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac, Sam Carter, et al.

GLI: Good list.
Me: Thanks. Now please continue asking questions.

GLI: Sure thing. Who's the best TV mom?
Me: Traditional mom, Clair Huxtable. Non-traditional mom, Lorelai Gilmore.

GLI: Who's the hottest Beatle?
Me: Well, until yesterday I would've said Paul, but I watched this movie about John Lennon and I now have a new appreciation for George. He's definitely the hottest, and he was quite funny.

GLI: How are you feeling, right now?
Me: Like a procrastinator.

GLI: Oh? And what are you procrastinating?
Me: Three things: writing my novel, doing my summer work, and vacuuming the house.

GLI: How's that summer work going?
Me: Oh, it's alright. Despite the fact that I read the introduction to Les Mis that completely ruined any and all surprises (Thanks a lot, James K. Robinson), I'm actually liking it.

GLI: Who was the last person you texted?
Me: My mommy

GLI: Did you have fun with this interview?
Me: Yes. It turned out must better than last year's, I have to say.

GLI: It sure did. Now, how about going out for coffee with me?
Me: Well, Good looking interview, I would love to, but you're not real. Sorry about that.

(PS~Want to make a paper Cheese Pact?)